The Chorton

When a person guzzles a bottle of wine in 60 seconds and then proceeds to ride a bicycle!

" Oh man.. Did you just see Craig ?? He totally pulled The Chorton"

The Chorton by Willie FingerMe September 21, 2015

shot the chocolate 

took a shit; usually in one's pants

Tim: BOO!
Jim: Aww man, I just shot the chocolate.

shot the chocolate by brock0lee February 16, 2004

punching a hole in the chocolate bar 

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."

guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.

punching a hole in the chocolate bar by strangefetishes November 15, 2013

grenade in the chocolate box 

To use the bathroom only to be surprised to learn you have explosive diarrhea

Al notices Sara is tired, pale and a bit sweaty "You alright Sara?"

"No, I just found a grenade in the chocolate box and think I need to go home... Or at least apologize to the girl who was in the stall next to me!"

grenade in the chocolate box by Kaibosh December 20, 2013

The Chocolate Rain 

Upon consuming a moderately spicey vindaloo/curry, you prepare your girlfriend by bending her over "Doggy - Style". You then suprise her by shitting on her back; due to the curry, the excrement is in liquid format and consequently sprays that bitches back like 'Chocolate Rain'.

-If you want to go for the ultimate 'Chocolate Rain' experiance, I reccommend after completing this highly romantic turn on, to finish off by performing the Cleveland Steamer

James: Can I acid dragon you guys?
Craig: Nahh acid dragon gets boring...
Henry: I know, lets 'The Chocolate Rain' eachother
James: Errr..Nahh your already brown

The Chocolate Rain by Alldaboyzatlittleheath January 28, 2010

kissing the choo choo 

The act of self-destruction despite repeated attempts by friends to intercede on the kisser's behalf. Sometimes it seems as if they just want to stand in front of the charging locomotive and get what's coming.

Mike, you know I'll back you up, but if you keep making trouble where there isn't any,and drag ME into it, no less, I'm going to simply allow you to kiss the choo choo. Kissing the choo choo is what you seem to want. Oh well...

kissing the choo choo by Bangboy May 22, 2009

Releasing the chocolate hostages 

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

Releasing the chocolate hostages by muff man October 2, 2003