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Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.
Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

The Central District 

A ghetto neighborhood in the middle of urban Seattle known for high crime, gangs, and rapper Sir Mix-A-Alot. also called the "cd".
person1 calls person2

person1:where you at hommie
Person2:rollin through the central district

Clutch of the Century 

An expression used when something unexpected yet wildly exceptional happens. Used to describe a stunning accomplishment.
Friend: Brooo we both got As on our math test!
You: Clutch of the Century!

Album of the century 

An award given to the greatest of the best albums.
Bozo: Changes by Mustin Bieber - album of the century

Person with at least 1 brain cell: no it’s Norman fucking Rockwell by queen mother Lana Del Rey

understatement of the century 

something said that states the obvious, often falling short of the truth.
guy 1: Bush was a sucky president.
guy 2: That's the understatement of the century.

storm of the century 

A term the Pittsburgh mainstream news companies use to scare people into buying lots of toilet paper and water. We wake up next morning to half an inch of snow.
Weatherman: It is the storm of the century. You must now go out and buy an obscene amount of personal hygeine products, because you never know when you will need them.
storm of the century by Lady Pain February 28, 2005