During the act of performing anal sex, the man pulls out, jizzes on the woman's back and then throws a tarantula onto the jizz. The jizz then dries causing the tarantula to get stuck to the woman's back. This is a good technique that can be used to break-up with or assassinate the person you are sleeping with.
Tina: "My back hurts really bad. Ralph gave me the sticky tarantula last night."
The act of washing the anus by performing a handstand against the wall of a shower so that the flow of the water shoots directs from the shower head into crumhole, resulting a pleasant yet cleansing experience.
to successfully pull off the tarantula the legs of the participant must be at least slightly bent, forming a spider-like pose.
CAUTION: VERY DANGEROUS IF FLOOR IS SLICK. MAKE SURE HAND TRACTION IS SUFFICIENT OR A FALL COULD OCCUR, RESULTING IN STERILIZATION.
also is the most accessible way to make the transition to the starfish
Adam and Dave took turns doing the tarantula in the fraternityhouse shower, for they both had taken especially nasty dumps that day.
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