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Squeet

(1) The act of squirting and queefing at the same time.
(2) The act of queefing and squirting at the same time.
John " oh no you squeeted on me
Trisha "Sorry I didn't me too it was just so big
Squeet by PEEPERS987 May 3, 2024
Cumming in one ear to make it shoot out the other
I’m going to squeet you now!”
Squeet by SqueetFather1 January 29, 2025

Squeet Squeet 

Squirting Barbeque sauce on your titties
“She stood in front of those boys and did a squeet squeet!”

yeet chicken squeet

A phrase that is similar to the meaning of the word yeet, although it is said at times when there is nothing else to be said. A phrase related to both yeetation and squeetation.
Me: Send Nudes?
Her: What are we ?
Me: Yeet Chicken Squeet!
yeet chicken squeet by $imoney7 October 24, 2016

reet squeet

Adjective

"Reet squeet", or in shorter terms, "squeet",is a politer way to calm someone a retard. However, it is not used to ridicule someone or something with actually mental disabilities. Insert Reet squeet or squeet in a sentence to describe a person who is just a complete nimrod, idiot, etc. It can be used to mock a friend who has done or said something stupid, or it can be used to describe an obsolete or broken object. In all forms, "reet squeet" is always used in a joking manner.
1. John failed the easiest test that everyone else got an "A" on? Dude, what a reet squeet.
2. Tim forgot his address, he's such a squeet.
3. My phone is broken and won't charge anymore. Fucking squeet phone...
4. Yo reet squeet, remember to pick me up before you go to school because you ALWAYS forget.
reet squeet by Qwertypop1 April 26, 2011
A type of smoking rotation; used when smoking marijuana. Very similar to Mexican Sweat, but there's no Mexicans involved, thankfully. Squeats is a simple one-hit pass rotation to keep everything moving fast. Unlike Mexican Sweat, you can exhale freely without repercussions.
When smoking marijuana, Daniel yelled out "squeats"! But everyone ignored him, because, as always, he says it just as blunt was going out. =(
squeats by TM7 June 25, 2012