shooting slugs
shooting slugs by kelbel1970 August 20, 2011
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Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,
I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.
To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.
Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.
scrumptious slugs by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018
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The King of the Slugs
An Urban-Gang leader and dealer of countless acts of vandalism, violence, theft and arson mainly in the three Washington cities of Kenmore, Woodinville, and Bothell.
Tags his name and/or his Dark Mark wherever he may raise hell.
Tags his name and/or his Dark Mark wherever he may raise hell.
"Oh no! My house has been burned down by the King of the Slugs!"
"Shit! My sister has been kidnapped by the King of the Slugs!
"Shit! My sister has been kidnapped by the King of the Slugs!
The King of the Slugs by The King of the slugs July 22, 2008
Chocolate Slugs
When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule
Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end
Chocolate Slugs by Wise Man November 20, 2003