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Flaming Salamander 

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

salamandering 

The squirming motion and reluctance to be touched or even spoken to, that a female exhibits after she has climaxed. Only exhibited by quiet cummers, and accompanied by psychobabble.
dude 1: you should have seen how i made that chick come last night.

dude 2: for real? what did she do?

dude 1: bitch started psychobabbling sooon as she came, i had her salamandering like an electrocuted snake son.

dude 2: word?! she a freak fo sho!!

slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.
damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.
slimy salamander by target reject December 6, 2010

Sneaky Salamander 

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨
1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

5 salamander 

when u fuck lotta bitches. 5, obviously.

fuckin hoes
maaaaaaaaan we finna go down and 5 salamander all dat ass
5 salamander by Mr.StickyPants December 27, 2011

greasy salamander 

when you are so disgusting that you start referring to yourself as a greasy salamander
dude i haven’t showered in 3 days and i feel like a greasy salamander”
“that’s freaking disgusting