sanding 

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

sanding by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sandinga 

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.

I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.

Sandinga by Sandinga November 23, 2010

saving grace 

A positive quality (grace) that saves somebody from being perceived as useless or undesirable. Often misused in this way: "my friend bought me a beer for my birthday, he/she is my saving grace"

"Michelle may not be a pretty girl, but those tits are her saving grace."

saving grace by Gibby McFender January 14, 2009

Bay-siding 

Its when you go out and kiss (with tongues) another recruiter, only then to find out it's your boyfriends mate

Hey Ameila how was last night?
Great, i was bay-siding all night

Ameila" ooohh yeah i fancy some bay-siding tonight"

Bay-siding by Goublin November 29, 2011

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.

"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."

man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014

garage saling 

The act of visiting multiple garage sales within a short period of time, usually within the morning to noon hours. Derived from the words "garage sale."

"Would you like to go garage saling tomorrow?"
"Only if you're driving!"

garage saling by Leitmotiv February 16, 2014

what are you saying 

-whats up?
-what are you doing?
-etc...

what are you saying tonight?

what are you saying by Jason Lau from the Gap July 14, 2003