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The Rankin Factor 

Acting a Rankin, Rankining. The behavior of a person or persons; Totally ridiculous and without explanation; The subject(s) symptoms may include but are not limited to: Unnecessary abbreviations of words (ie. "Let's get a pepper jack cheese fry appetizer from Addison's" becomes, "Lets go to Add's and get a pep jack chee fry app." Words that come up in common conversation are also not safe from random abbreviation. For example, Music becomes "tuneskis" beer "Brewskis" and someone who is acting in a jerk-like manor becomes "El Doucherino." Another symptom of The factor is the audible coo or screaming representation of excitement as one exhibiting symptoms of the factor cannot seem to say something like "Wow that sounds fun" Instead expressing excitement is limited to simple noises the most common being "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew" (Not to be confused with "woo") The final symptom of the factor is an outrageous extension of the mandible, making the chin the dominant part of the tell tale expression made when one is "Acting a Rankin" The list of symptoms is still being researched at medical and psychological labs at universities throughout the United states, a case in Japan has almost garunteed The Rankin factor will become a worldwide epidemic.
Bill: "Hey broski got any tuneskis and brewskis?"
-Bill is exhibiting features of "The Rankin Factor"

Robert:"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew Chicks!"
-Robert's expression of excitement is not normal and is conducive to "The Rankin Factor"
The Rankin Factor by Marshall Sheets December 28, 2007

Owen Rankin 

that kid in your grade that’s about 6’1 and has dirty blonde hair. He is obsessed with either shoes or rap.
“Who’s playing that music so loud? Oh, it’s just Owen Rankin.”
Owen Rankin by 638272 October 24, 2019
verb. when people are bored, they do this type of action which is RANDom, and is also a crappy greetING. As you can see, i capitalized the two words combined to make randing in the sentence before this. Anyways, such as some people just randomly go like "sup" and dont say anything important. Pandar personally thinks that is retarded, to talk to someone when there is nothing to say. So he developed this word so people would stfu about that crap. Sometimes, when they even say "sup" and you say "sup", they concut you by saying "nothing", i mean if they want to talk, can they be more social? which proves the panda's fact of these corrupted dickfaces.
Somone (not gonna say who): sup
ThatPandaNigga: yooo!
Someone: hey
ThatPandaNigga: sup?
Someone: nothing
*after 3 minutes*
ThatPandaNigga: ....uh....k..? so thats all you're gonna say?
Someone: huh?
ThatPandaNigga: DUDE ARE YOU BEN-ED? YOU JUST RANDING'ED ME, CAN YOU AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO TALK?
Someone: sorry, i was busy
ThatPandaNigga: WTF...?! so you're busy and you all of a sudden say "sup", do you just want more IM's or something to look cool? i mean thats not even cool anymore, that's like super gay. just stfu soul.
randing by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Raking the leaves 

Scraping crabs and/or pubic lice out of pubic hair with your teeth.
I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.
Raking the leaves by LixxLaJoy December 7, 2006

racking up 

Preparation of cocaine for snorting by chopping into a fine powder and arranging into lines on a smooth surface ussually using a razor or credit card.
I just racked up a fat one on the toilet seat yeah... damn i fancy some more allready
racking up by ad September 6, 2003