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The Class Presentation 

Whenever going to give a presentation the student gets a massively sturdy rock hard erection. Whenever getting noticed he goes into the act of violently dry humping his desk, which then leads to a massive ejaculation due to the hard stimulus from the wooden desk.
The Class Presentation by g_dongz August 25, 2020
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Actually Working On Our Presentation 

Actually Working On Our Presentation is about actually working on our presentation, instead of writing urban dictionary articles. It is about doing work and not doing some procrastination bullshit.
"Hey bitch, start actually working on our presentation. No, you can't put me in your dumbass urban dictionary bullshit."

Presentartion

A slide show designed to woo and audience, where the content is possibly fictitious. Used by salesmen and marketers the world over.
Benny: Hey Man, how ever did you win the deal with Gullible Corp, Inc

Numpty: Benny, it is all down the the fantastic presentartion, they fell for every line, what idiots!.
Presentartion by JM Law April 29, 2008

Preventative Shit 

Dropping a load before a workout, in order to prevent it from happening during a workout. Usually preformed before leg day.
Bro 1: "Bro, are you coming? It's squat day!"

Bro 2: "Hold up, let me take a preventative shit first!"

Presentalgia 

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.

Presenation 

The ruining of the president's reputation.
The poor president- #presenation.
Presenation by greekmangarbage July 29, 2021

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated 

will you please ask him to send me the link for the presentation. it would be greatly appreciated. It makes me hard