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permanent staycation 

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
permanent staycation by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) 

Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.

Permanent Stank Face 

Always looking like you're pissed off and smelling something awful.
"Adrian's got a permanent stank face because he always looks pissed off."
Permanent Stank Face by Jack117 April 21, 2015

permanent greenlight status 

When you are so desperate that you are willing to bang any chick even ones with messed up grills. abb. (PGS)
"You must be on permanent greenlight status cause you were fuckin the shit out of that uggo last night"

permanent dumb 

Stubborn refusal to accept what is plainly obvious.
Kelly: "What do you mean you think the world is flat? Have you got the permanent dumb?"

Permanent tan 

Did you see Stacy’s new boyfriend he had a permanent tan. Her father is so upset.
Permanent tan by Rube18 June 29, 2019