sweaty nads 

sweating dick and balls

gee, I sure love the taste of sweaty nads in the morning. especially if their my dads sweaty nads. mmmhm.

sweaty nads by hshshdjpdbdkdhd September 16, 2016

BIG nads 

Typically a slag of some nature, short in stature but large in the weight department. When it steps on the scales you mistake it for the euro millions jackpot. Can be used as a weight measurement.

That bag of cotton is pure BIG nads!
Oi, G look at that BIG nads across the street, jerez dam.

BIG nads by Lark arse December 5, 2018

lil nads wasted 

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

lil nads wasted by dwaynecial August 24, 2019

the nads 

when a situation is wholly unsatisfactory

Guy 1: My girlfriend wanted me to give her a sticky quacker, but I accidentally skruncled and now she won’t text me back.
Guy 2: Man, that’s the nads.

the nads by Scrooge McSkrunc November 23, 2021

Digi-nads 

Abbreviation of "digital nomads"

The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents

Digi-nads by Digi-nad #uno January 8, 2023

“My Nads!!” 

Used to express sarcastic excitement ; said with a lisp, and stretching out the m in “my” and the a in “nads”.

Coach: “Jimmy, it’s your turn!”

Jimmy: “My nads!!”

(Mmmyy naaaads!!)

“My Nads!!” by Mr. Ball Head February 20, 2023

Droopy nads

As a man gets older, his gonads begin to droop.

I do not remember the exact day that it happened , but when I looked down on my 65th birthday , I saw some droopy nads!

Droopy nads by Bob's Valley February 5, 2026