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mad dog rule 

During a drinking game when a rule is needed the Mad Dog rule is the best.

"The Mad Dog Rule" says that you must Mad Dog either the person across from you or everyone (your choice) whenever they take a drink or else you must take a drink yourself.
Maria: I drew an 8!

Clara: Mad Dog Rule!

Everyone: MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE! MAD DOG RULE!

Maria: How can I Mad Dog, I can't feel my face
mad dog rule by OregonAlex February 11, 2008
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Mad Dog 20 20 

Wanna go to the store and get some Mad Dog 20 20? I’m trying to get drunk as fuck on this magical juice for the low.
Mad Dog 20 20 by bluexstars January 27, 2020

mad dog keen 

A way of emphasising one's keenness to partake in an activity- often surfing, drinking or fighting.

Often shortened to mad dog.
Mad dog keen is a phrase made popular by the cult underground movie "Jordanman 2.0"
Dr Pain: "Wait...lets make this interesting. keen?"
Jordanman: "Yeah....Mad dog!"

Mayonazi: "Wanna get crunk as?"
Everyone: "fuck yeah, mad dog keen!"

mad dog 20/20 

the. best. alcohol. ever.

cheap ($3-5) wine drink that you can normally only get in Southern states (VA, NC, MS, etc.) which gives the BEST happy drunk in the world. awesomeness in one bottle.
"Karen was hilarous last night!"
"It was the Mad Dog 20/20 from Virgnia that Faith got for her!"
mad dog 20/20 by karened January 9, 2008

Mad Dog Mattis 

The secratary of defence for the United States and a retired 4 star marine general. He is a totally raw mother fucker and stacks bodeis miles high. His knife hand killing radius that succeeds anything to ever exist on this earth. he has seen the worst of human nature and lives to tell about it. His takes his scotch with 4 drops of rattle snake venom. One for each star. But on a serious note he is the most honorable and humble man ive every had the plaesure of meeting.
That mad dog mattis is a raw fuckin killer.

mad dog 357 plutonium 

Man 1: Hey man, did you hear about the hottest sauce?

Man 2: No, what is it?

Man 1: Mad Dog 357 Plutonium, it has 9,000,000 scoville units

Man 2: Oh my god it is actually hot!!!

Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper 

The most amazing person in the whole world. She really does not eat scabs, but she once did. She enjoys pulling on peoples big toes until they come off. People are fascinated by her and someday there will be a degree devoted to the studies of her.
"I was swimming in the Columbia River when all of the sudden i felt a tug on my big toe. It came from Mad dog the hobbling recovering scab eating toe caper"