Biscuit Linguistique 

Cruel grammar homework all French teachers give

Means "linguistic cookie (cookie as in a "treat")"

French Teacher:"Voici un biscuit linguistique (here's a linguistic treat)

Student: "Aww mann"

Biscuit Linguistique by Lumenu December 18, 2018

Linguistmix 

1. A meeting of linguists; a gathering where linguists socialize
2. The drink served in such meetings

1. I was wondering if you could come to the next linguistmix with me. (A male linguist asking out a female linguist.)
2. I think I'll have another glass of linguistmix.

Linguistmix by linguistmix November 21, 2011

linguistits 

The art of letting your boobs speak for you.

She may not be able to hold an actual conversation but she will keep you interested with her linguistits.

linguistits by Locash1991 January 19, 2019

Linguistic Glitter 

When you use linguistic glitter you are sprinkling your language with Fuck, Shit, and Cunt bombs.

I was always taught that cursing was bad language, now I know it is just linguistic glitter.

Linguistic Glitter by Delia2228 October 5, 2020

Linguistic Terrorism 

Destroying a language by using it incorrectly or in a way that is not in line or accordance with its rules, conventions, etc.

In the University of Excellence in English Language and Language Arts, Joe was convicted of first-degree linguistic terrorism by the University's faculty and superintendent when he wrote an entire research paper (53 pages to be precise) in which he used the word "then" in every place where he should've used "than" and misspelling every word in the last 25 pages. He was accordingly given a 25-year sentence (instead of a 10 non-decillion one, which the superintendent was very tempted to give) in order for him to learn his lesson and in order to warn others that the English language will be rigorously and strictly preserved at all costs.

Linguistic Terrorism by CreeperDude567 November 3, 2020

Linguistic turd bombing 

The use of a word or term, that is strategically created to manifest its effects in the longer term future. The bomb aspect refers to the explosive nature or affect that devastates the old structures, primarily utilised for social engineering purposes by governments or groups to change the narrative to match their desired outcomes and objectives.

In Nazi Germany, they used Linguistic turd bombs that were at first mild. This strategy was to prepare the population for their secret objectives.
Linguistic Turd Bombs were constantly being dropped into their propaganda Words , so Linguistic Turd bombs like unclean, dirty, soon developed into far more sinister terms such as rats and other dehumanising terms.

This guy is a real Linguistic turd bombing character, always trying to manipulative , to conceal his ultimate goal, when its too late to know where it came from.

Linguistic turd bombing by BudgieMuscle1 May 23, 2023

languistor 

A spanish conquistador raised through a pombagarania.

A poor languistor sat on the corner of the road, seeking anyone who would give him five robux.

languistor by Jhonny "Pitts" Pitts April 20, 2018