illingoeit 

one who is so stupidly stupidiliciously stupid

Bruh, this guy is an illingoeit.

illingoeit by making words on L$D June 5, 2023

Ibling 

A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.

"Hey man, you hear that John and Mark were ibling last night?"
"Ew gross, with a straw?"

Ibling by Upamonaco December 3, 2024

Jaywalker of Islington 

A person who threatens to start operating like a normal, proper human after getting his ass beat for fifteen minutes straight. But instead chooses to jaywalk four lanes of heavy traffic.

"Holy shit you are the Jaywalker of Islington"
"The rumours are true, they jaywalker of Islington is real"

Person One - "have you heard of the "ice truck killer?"
Person Two - "Nah, but you should watch out for the "Jaywalker of Islington"

Jaywalker of Islington by Captain Talon December 18, 2024