hummer 

a hummer is not just a fucking blowjob its more when the lady hums thus vibrating her fucking lips or making a wee tune and gives you a chewie while humming thus making a vibrating stimulating feeling to the gooliesack fuck me that is a hummer another definition is humjob look at humjob as well

fuck me me and my GF went to a restraunt she brung her fucking mp3 player and she fancied a oral quickie under the fucking table she was listining to the annoying cunt crazy frog so she lobbed my dick out my crotch hole and giving me a hummer in-fucking-fact every time i wank it does the crazy frog tune i fucking love hummers even cars of the fuckers too

hummer by Jackroll April 21, 2006

hummer 

Great Blowjob!

Meghann gave Mike a "hummer" after kicking his ass in pool.

hummer by Hummers R Us March 26, 2003

Hummer 

A sexual deviant, fond of water pokemon

dude those sheets are soaked, must belong to a hummer

Hummer by Squeez January 6, 2014

hummer 

uhm, head

hummer girls by hmo.. duh

fat chicks give great hummers

hummer by j n k July 3, 2008

Hummer 

*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.

Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.

An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.

- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!

Hummer by Shaka brah March 24, 2008

hummer 

BJ.

Blow job.
Although there are more complicated, intricate definitions, any BJ can be cqlled a hummer.

I know a guy that got a hummer from his Mom.

Dude! That's sick!

hummer by wumn? November 6, 2004

hummer 

yet another slang term for oral sex

Howerd stern just gave that guy a hummer on national TV!

hummer by Brian Smith November 8, 2004