Faux-excitement 

Faux (fake, artificial, not genuine); Excitement (exhilaration, the feeling of lively and cheerful joy).

When a person or a group of people masquerade their true feelings (about something that is meant to be exciting) by showing extreme excitement.

A: OMG! I just got tix to Justin Beiber's show!
B: What?! When?! How?! Wow!!!! That's SO AWESOME!!!!

(Person A, is unfortunately, genuinely excited).
(Person B show's great faux-excitement).
(Person A is a dumbass).

Faux-excitement by haxico December 12, 2010

excrementation 

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

excrementation by mibutt January 5, 2008

excrement 

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

excrement by kreecher August 16, 2003

Experimental Rizz 

When the rizz method has never been used before so its experimental to see if its rizz or sexual harrasment.

Person 1: Why is Johnny in the cop car
Person 2: He tried out a risky method of experimental rizz

Experimental Rizz by Knowsobamaslastname May 3, 2023

experimentally ill 

The state of craziness in someone who has abandoned their guardrails, willing to give anything and everything a try in a desperate bid for attention, changing pronouns before reconstructive facial and genital surgery has started, ingesting any illicit substance in a quest for near-death - say, taking the one-chip challenge three times consecutively - risking it all for a tiktok video, claiming enlightenment and liberty by daylight, shaking with fear in the dark.

"Have you seen the person formerly known as Bob?"
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.

experimentally ill by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2023

Milgram Experiment 

When you're jerking off and you tase your asshole as soon as you cum to get the best orgasm.

Shit bro, I was jerking off last night and pulled a Milgram Experiment! Best orgasm I've had!

Milgram Experiment by redwizzo February 28, 2023

The Plutonia Experiment 

The first half of Final Doom, released in 1996, there are 32 levels (and 2 secret levels) designed by Dario and Milo Casali, who were both brothers.

Man, I just beat The Plutonia Experiment on Ultra-Violence, what a goddamn mess.

The Plutonia Experiment by Ya Boi B October 16, 2018