Bert and Ernie 

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

Bert and Ernie by mrsclaaaaark August 20, 2011

ernie 

A sore on your ass from sitting around and doing crossword puzzles all day.

I was sitting around so long that I got an Ernie. It's an actual puss bug that I can't get rid of.

ernie by ibew574 April 11, 2010

ernie orange 

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

ernie orange by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Bert and Ernie 

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

Bert and Ernie by PaigeParanoiaa February 21, 2009

Ernie 

nickname for a milkman
''The Fastest Milkman in the West'', a uk no1 for Benny Hill in 1970.

Ernie 'and he drove the fastest milkcart in the west'

Ernie by william the wallace April 18, 2006

ernedett 

The hottest babe there is, still single because no one is on their league except arca, at the same time ernedett can be a backstabber

“OMG your such an ernedett!!”

ernedett by FlamingHawk13 May 22, 2021

Ernie Stu 

A pejorative term created within and used by the TTRPG community(specifically the D&D and OSR Community) to describe one of the most toxic elements within the community.

Ernie Stu
When the DM/GM projects themselves on an NPC so that they become the hero of the story.

It is used to describe that snowflake character that the Dm/Gm is running.

"Ernie Stu" is used instead of “Mary Sue” or “Gary Stu” within the TTRPG Community.

Ernie Stu is however a placeholder with in the community due to the possibility of misgendering a character or person. The only stipulation for the eventually gender neutral or multiple gender specific variants is that the name or names must include “Ernie” in the name in it( anagrams are acceptable).

When a Gatekeeper attacks a party member, we all roll initiative.

" That NCP is such an Ernie Stu"
"That DM is notorious for creating Ernie Stu's"
"That DM isn't just a gatekeeper, they create Ernie Stu's"

Ernie Stu by IWouldLikeToRage July 6, 2021