December 5th is the day the best person in the world was born. On December 5, the world felt immense ease and joy. This day belongs to the sweetest, most caring, funniest, and considerate best friend anyone could ever begin to ask for.
National slap a short person day; an international holiday where you get the chance to slap your miniscule-length friend! Unfortunately, this so-called "holiday" ends right after 3:50 PM.