The art of simultaneously cruising and cooking. To be moving fast but smoothly, while intentionally building toward a peak moment, major success, or great performance.

"Yo guys I am crooking right now as we are opening these Grand Archive packs"

Crooking by Orginal_Sly_Fox November 28, 2025

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ass creaking

When you are old and creaky but you can’t distinguish where it’s coming from so you just blame your ass.

Dude did your knee just creak?

No, bet it was your ass creaking!

ass creaking by dukestreetkings October 3, 2017

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masturbatory cloaking device

A blanket given to homeless people allowing them to masturbate in public places

did you see that hobo going at it under his masturbatory cloaking device?

masturbatory cloaking device by Lildeb830 January 27, 2018

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cultural cloaking

becoming friends with the intel agencies to change your friends’ racial code so your group can be the best.

The museum director was cultural cloaking to make his friends more wealthy.

cultural cloaking by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

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