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Confirmation Bias 

The natural human tendency to hold opinions that agree with one's own point-of-view as more valuable than opinions that do not. However, this can be magnified to an insane proportion in ignorant people, overly-religious people, people who have power, people who think they have power, people on a power trip, and people who hate criticism in general. This may stem from a fear of change, what one does not know, or from an OD god complex.
Most 4chan users have an off-the-wall confirmation bias.

Cofermed 

To get brutally ass raped by a gang of gay transvestites. It might also mean to get a sex-change. Mostly common with queer like names such as gaylord or mike.
Woah mike got cofermed yesterday

That KKK cofermed that young african american

Myth Confirmers 

The twisted, even funnier version of myth busters where your hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hydeman put extreme myths to the test.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: I'm Adam Savage, and he's Jamie Hydeman, and we're going to kill God.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see if that my wife left me is true.
Tonight on Myth Confirmers: We're going to see how long you can commit tax fraud without being caught.
Myth Confirmers by InsaneBolt963 October 21, 2020

anti-conformist conformer 

Someone who, in their attempt to be an anti-conformist, is in reality conforming to a general subculture. These individuals usually view themselves as higher-ranking in culture, taste, and style; they pride themselves on liking obscure media. In addition, they are touchy when they are confronted with this reality.
(Similar to the Hipster movement, the exception in that case is that the Hipster is aware of their conforming to that subculture).
"He/She likes Bright Eyes, what an anti-conformist conformer."

confined 

Being trapped within yourself
I feel as if I am confined within myself.
confined by Confin3d December 3, 2013

confirmation touch 

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>