Sleeping Commando 

Sleeping naked.

I'm sleeping commando tonight

Sleeping Commando by Schw4rtz July 30, 2012

Commas 

Slang for money, typically in large amounts. Derived from the fact that written values are separated by commas to simplify reading, e.g. 100,000,000, thus indicating that the amount alluded to is of considerable size.

"hey, how many commas you got in your bank account?"

"hand over the commas"

"we'll include yo mama, if you fuck with my commas" - Ice Cube

Commas by 2pac4lyf October 3, 2010

commagraph

when you leave a lengthy comment on Myspace.

George left quite the commagraph on my Myspace.

commagraph by Justin Killmer November 4, 2008

comess 

A hot piece of news/ information of someone or something that usually start rumors

We shouldn't be talking comess about your ex

comess by Kalm Kay January 2, 2017

missile commander 

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

missile commander by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

after thunder comes the rain 

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

after thunder comes the rain by keys876 October 23, 2017

Coems🤑

A word used in roblox tiktoks.

Coems🤑 is a misspelling of the word cums

Coems🤑 in naga

Coems🤑 by Caniluban March 17, 2023