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Jesus Chrysler 

A substitute for when people feel like saying Jesus Christ but don't want to. So they say Jesus Chrysler instead.
"Jesus Chrysler,That guy is being a real ass"

Mid-life Chrysler 

Any car purchased by a man suffering through a midlife crisis and uses a new car to hide his age, baldness, lack of being up-to-date, or all/some of the above.
"Heard Jim's dad got a new Mustang," "I heard the rogaine didn't cut it, so for his 40th he bought himself a Mid-life Chrysler."

Jesus Chrysler! 

The batmobile was for batman. The Jesus Chrysler! was for Jesus.
Jesus drove the Jesus Chrysler! to town..

Crying Chrysler

The title given to someone who is always crying.
Stop being such a crying chrysler.
Crying Chrysler by Star Puncher October 23, 2009

merry chrysler 

merry chrysler by scarlet88 November 6, 2017

1985 chrysler lebaron 

An awesome car, it can go 75 mph downhill with no exhaust. It can also go 0 to 40 in 3 seconds.