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oscar campaign 

Similar to a political election campaign but with Hollywood producers and hopefuls, usually white or Jewish men, who spend a lot of money organizing events to wine and dine voters to try and win votes. These usually involve screenings and standing in circles to jerk each other off while telling each other how great their films are. Once the campaign is over they remind themselves they won the award because the film was actually the most outstanding.
That was an exhausting yet exciting oscar campaign, I can't believe we won, I never saw it coming.
oscar campaign by Toadster82 January 11, 2017
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champagne campaign 

a group of words inserted by 50 cent (a.k.a. curtis jackson) when he panics and doesnt remember how to finish a rhyme
50: uhhh... on my champagne campaign
crowd: fuck that he already used it
^crowd leaves
champagne campaign by paddywagon December 28, 2005

Ramos&Campioned 

1. Being unduly and unjustly imprisoned for political purposes.
2. Imprisonment for performance of your duty as an Officer of the Law.
Example: “So why are you in jail?” “That serial rapist I pulled off the little 8 year old girl in the park, filed assault charges against me!” “Dude, you realize you have been totally Ramos&Campioned here!”
Ramos&Campioned by JD Ellis February 21, 2008

Smear Campaign 

(n) : the aftermath of wiping your butt after taking a super greasy dump. When you go to wipe, instead of actually cleaning the poop from your backside, the toilet paper just spreads the greasy dung around, prompting you to use hella toilet paper in order to do a proper wipe job.
"Man I think I need to stay away from the Bloomin' Onion and baby-back ribs combo at Outback. My shit was so greasy this morning; total Smear Campaign."

Campaign Supernova

The final destination John McCain, Sarah Palin, and the U.S. Republican Party will reach on November 4th, 2008, at approximately 9 p.m. eastern time. When the election season reaches this logical conclusion, the GOP Presidential ticket and congressional candidates will go out in a spectacular, flaming display; and Americans will find McCain caught beneath a landslide, in a Campaign Supernova "in the sky".
Mark your calendars for Nov. 4th: if you go outside after the polls close on the East Coast, you should be able to see McCain-Palin explode in a Campaign Supernova.

Cuban smear campaign. 

A sex act involving forceful, anal sex where the male is on top with the female's knees placed beside the ears. The force of the thrusting pushes the female along the floor/bed/sex platform using the lubrication produced to slide her along on her back. The streak lends to the "smear" terminology, the color of the naturally produced lubricant lending the "Cuban".
I saw a Porno last night where some hung dude ran a 100 yard "Cuban smear campaign." on a drunk bitch.
Cuban smear campaign. by Jerseywigger September 16, 2009

Time for Some Campaignin' 

A popular 2008 internet video parodying the major players in the presidential campaign created by JibJab.com.
Now it's time for some campaignin'!
Citizens gather from both far and near
For a ritual we practice every four years,
When we promise you anything you want to hear
To win the crown we're chasin'