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shit-blistering 

You inject your lover's feces under your skin and wait untill it festers and blisters; Then you rip the blisters open with your teeth, and lick up the festering shit.
I got several nasty infections from shit-blistering with John.
shit-blistering by Jeremy July 11, 2003

Blinking Couch 

A sex move in which the active parties compete in a staring competition whilst having sex missionary style on a couch
Dude I just lost while doing the blinking couch with your mom
Blinking Couch by SirLongSchlong January 17, 2011

Blistering anal ordeal

1. A very potent, very hot expulsion of air from the anus. The heat usually lingers and is uncomfortable to both of which have "smelt" and "dealt".

2. A feverish, scalding, irritating defecating experience; often diarrheal and requires a cream, salve, or ointment to calm the burning sensation. Can be caused by spicy foods and some viruses.

3. A severe rash caused by an STD contracted by anal intercourse.

4. An instance in which someone is trying to get an asshole to behave sensibly, but they continue to make a scene.
("Dude, I had a blistering anal ordeal last night, it was real shitty!")
Blistering anal ordeal by Caustie January 30, 2015

Smallpox blanketing 

When a white person gives off a false compliment to a person of color in order to gain trust/affection or something back.
Blake: You're so pretty
Lisa: Stop smallpox blanketing me! I know you just want head.

blinking or blink-blink

what an incredibly idiotic person says when trying to say blinging or bling-bling.
"that necklace is blinking, dude!" or, "you're heavy on the blink-blink today!!!"

Blistering Bo sticks 

Beware I chop ya up with meh blistering bo sticks!