Assgremlin 

A gnomelike creature to whom anal violations, especially in humans, are attributed.
See also Manganaro, Sprod, Pananian Marsh Beaver and Mangonator.

"I heard that assgremlins are nocturnal and that they travel in packs."

Assgremlin by D.E March 18, 2004

assbreath 

an obsequious person; one who kisses
ass so adeptly that his breath has acquired an anal bouquet

you're not fooling anyone, assbreath, everyone knows you are an incompetent suckup.

assbreath by zakhi January 30, 2003

assumer 

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

assumer by kevin benham July 13, 2006

mutually assured destruction

1. (MAD) Any situation or course of action which ensures the total erradication of all parties involved.

2. Often used to describe what would have happened in the Cold War Era were one side to have attacked the other using nuclear weapons, causing the other side to retaliate, ensuring the nuclear obliteration of most of Asia and North America.

1. When Phil and Bob entered into that gay-suicide-love-pact, they were pursuing a course of mutually assured destruction.

2. Mutually assured destruction never happened in the Cold War -- look around you people; we're living in America, not the movie Cyborg.

mutually assured destruction by Al October 12, 2003

cuntphobic asswrecker 

Highly insulting (but nonetheless creative) term for a male homosexual.

You cuntphobic asswrecker!

cuntphobic asswrecker by Kiyohira June 13, 2005

Asswreck 

The act of wrecking someones ass.

To Have furious Buttsex
To Just completely destroy your partners ass, making her bunghole many times the size it is normally, and making it completely wide enough to fit your fist.

Lebron: Hey Cockmonger, I asswrecked your mom last night!!

Jack: Fuck You Nigga!

Asswreck by inthabutt April 16, 2011

mutually assured destruction

Of two warring factions, where one group strikes and the other retaliates with the same force, resulting in the obliteration of both.

"Speak of mutually assured destruction... nice story, tell it to Reader's Digest!"

mutually assured destruction by Saucy September 2, 2003