The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as
thick as the
normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (
Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)
Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep.
Mang! I'd like to spend some
time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as
hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as
thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!