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A White Privilege 

The cheapest draft beer in a bar
Hey Joe, what can I get you? I'll take a white privilege, thanks.
A White Privilege by WhiteFlower December 13, 2014

Half white privilege 

Out if all your hispsanic friend people think you are the smartest

This also applies when all the white people think you are Mexican and all the mexicans think you are white
Person1 Did you see how ryan got the new job
Person2 yeah, freaking ryan always gets shit like that it's racism
Person1 but he is Mexican too
Person2 yeah, half, he has that half white privilege
Person1 well shit.

Double White Privilege 

A white person who uses their white privilege to take a racial vacation to try to relate to or gain the benefits that can be gained from being part of an under privileged group while always having the option to be white again to benefit from the privileges of being white.
If you can't afford college use your double white privilege to make yourself look black and obtain diversity scholarships, then become white again to reap the benefits you gained as a black person.

non-white privilege 

(n.) A fictitious thing that doesn't exist in all recorded time periods preceding the present. Characterized by failing to be an actual thing and failing to be real. Occasionally alluded to when people of anglosaxon descent suggest that 'diversity enrichment' or 'affirmative action' are the cause of a minority's success, as opposed to their unquestionable hardwork and refined skillset. Basically, in the words of our great vice president, a hot, steaming load of malarky.
One day while petting my miniature pet tiger in my penthouse made of polished diamonds, someone subtly suggested I achieved my high power job at my fortune 500 firm via non-white privilege. I paused, then quickly retorted, saying 'That shit's fictitious. Read Kulushi's entry on urban dictionary: that's not even a *thing*.' As they walked away, clearly disgruntled, I cheerfully said 'BYE FELICIA'. I then continued my successful life of disregarding females, acquiring currency and being the inherently badass minority I am.
non-white privilege by Kulushi November 20, 2014

University of White Privilege 

Where an often rich, white frat president, football player, or a student of other such status can be found guilty of raping a young woman and serve no jail time. See: Baylor University
That Becky really just did just smoke marijuana in view of an active crime scene, didn't she. She really does go to a University of White Privilege.

off-white privilege 

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.
Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."