yellow wallpaper 

verb: used to describe a covert escape from an awkward or uncomfortable situation in a crowded room. If one sticks close to the wall, one can avoid being seen by creepers in aforementioned room, especially by crawling around the perimeter of the room. Inspired by Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story.

Tory and Becky yellow wallpapered it out of the bar to escape from the guys creeping on them. Once out they exclaimed, "We've got out at last!"

yellow wallpaper by mama's makin gnocchi February 25, 2012

Pittsburgh Wallpaper 

Stapled, taped or glued beer case packaging on walls to cover up clandestine crime/embarrassing seans, like, but not limited to: bullet holes, blood stains, cum stains and meth-lab remnants.

Sergio wants us to clean up the Pittsburgh Wallpaper left behind in unit 17.

Brittany and Berk, Pittsburgh Wallpapered their basement to keep questions down.

It didn't take long for the cops to teardown the Pittsburgh Wallpaper and find the slug.

Pittsburgh Wallpaper by catwithbadbreath March 9, 2010

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper

When you take used, bloody tampons and while holding them by the string, spin them around over your head. Splattering the walls with period blood, your mom will love your handywork around the house.

Dude, I totally just put up some bloody tampon wallpaper in my sister's room. She's gonna love it.

Bloody Tampon Wallpaper by bloorjoorbgunt September 29, 2010

browser wallpaper

When a browser window freezes, rendering all links, buttons, and other interactive features unusable, forcing the user to sit and wait. Happens often on slow or dial-up connections.

Dale- Have you downloaded that new application I told you about?

Joe- I think the file is too big. I clicked the download button and now it's giving me the browser wallpaper.

browser wallpaper by Yung Nastyman May 30, 2009

mosquito wallpaper

The pattern of squashed dead mosquitos on your bedroom walls attained through killing them with a folded newspaper on a hot summer night.

Oh, boy, i hardly got any sleep last night. I was painting the mosquito wallpaper till 3 am. Damn things were all over the place.

mosquito wallpaper by xrayspex1978 July 27, 2010

dutch wallpaper 

The result of a "person with explosive shitsticles comming out of his arse" that continualy smashes his asshole against the wall. This makes a brown masterpiece that some people call the "Dutch Wallpaper"

I heard the janitors talking about a dutch wallpaper in the boys bathroom!

dutch wallpaper by daanielleer August 18, 2015

Vegeta wallpaper 

This is clearly gay code.

obey me, Crap
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King Suck
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find me a good Vegeta wallpaper.

Vegeta wallpaper by Wyld December 19, 2004