tourtoisepenis 

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

tourtoisepenis by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

Tortise Von Snail 

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

Tortise Von Snail by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

ukranian purple tortoise 

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

ukranian purple tortoise by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

tortoise tickler by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015

Tortoise man 

Yes

Tortoise man is yes

Tortoise man by Apacheattackhelicopter69420 December 26, 2019

oily tortoise

The fully erect and lubed up genitalia of a male over the age of 60.

Gavin: "Margret you ready, I've already got an Oily Tortoise"

oily tortoise by TwittyTwot February 10, 2017

mad tortoise 

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

mad tortoise by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021