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red neck threesome 

The act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.

Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.

2)The unborn child can not be your child.
Hey ma, just had a red neck threesome with uncle Mike's wife.

southern style threesome 

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas
I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins

East Texas Threesome 

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
East Texas Threesome by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

Amish Threesome 

To have sexual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their vaginas actually look like they're growing beards.
"Did Josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?"

"Yeah but they were from Europe so you know that turned into an Amish threesome."
Amish Threesome by 1manwolfepack August 25, 2011

gay threesome 

when 3 men all ingage in anal sex with each other.
man,penis,man,penis,man
they go in this order and switch off positions for a gay threesome to happen
gay threesome by Vladamir V. January 20, 2009

threesome 

A wholesome mix of homosexuality and heterosexuality. Or you can just say, from the movie Get Him to the Greek, "It's just like having sex with your girlfriend while someone else also has sex with your girlfriend."
Let's have a threesome!

But I'm straight...

So am I.
threesome by knexer November 16, 2010