two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.

"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

two in the cooch, one in the gooch by LaceDogg January 4, 2008

two in the cunny, one in the runny 

the pointer and the middle finger in the Vag and the pinky in the bum hole where the runny poo comes from!

Spook thinks that two in the cunny, one in the runny is funny

two in the cunny, one in the runny by Spooka1234 October 10, 2009

One in the hand and two in the bush

Verb
1. The sexual act of jerking off with one hand, and pushing your balls into your girlfriend's muff with the other.

"I was with my GF the other day, and I gave her one in the hand and two in the bush.

One in the hand and two in the bush by Kidlover69 July 26, 2014

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink 

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink is where a guy's fingers are when he grabs a girl's pussy.

Yeah, I had One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink when I was out pussy-snatching!

One in the Pink, and Two in the Stink by USAF Cadet March 3, 2021

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."

one in the grass two in the ass by MaroneBone June 8, 2015

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet 

Like the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink", this sentence represents 2 in the vagina, and 1 in the anus.

We were having sex and I put Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet

Two in the piglet, one in the nigglet by Overclocked15 June 5, 2018

Two in pink One in the stink

When sticking your index and middle finger into her cooter and your thumb ine her booter.

As Leni bent over Barrett stuck both fingers all the way in her Pink then also his thumb in her Stink .

Two in pink One in the stink by Litch, Andy, Michelle, & Lacy Martin July 27, 2003