keep the queef 

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

keep the queef by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

keep the barrel side out 

To play down an argument in your in-group in favour of focusing on dealing with an out-group

“Let’s keep the barrel side out , fight the enemy; not each other.”

keep the barrel side out by IUseThe725 November 13, 2020

Keep the dog off the half pipe 

A fake phrase pab- someone made up to fit in with a fellow slime.

Yo slime, Keep the dog off the half pipe!

Keep the dog off the half pipe by bigthunker November 7, 2020

Keep the Heid

A more Scottish way of saying "keep the head"; it means to stay calm and keep your mind away from going crazy-loco or angry.

"Look, it's no even worth it. Keep the heid!"

Keep the Heid by catpeesweeties February 10, 2021

keep the cones up 

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

keep the cones up by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

Keep The Hotel Empty 

An interview-based podcast, also known as "KTHE Podcast," hosted by Aric Paul and produced by Seth Stahlmann in Sarasota FL. The name is completely random and the show seemingly has nothing to do with Hotels.

"Yo, have you seen the latest episode of Keep The Hotel Empty?"

Keep The Hotel Empty by SETHPAIZ July 2, 2024

Keep the ratio 

Or “keeping the ratio” is used by frat guys and college bouncers who want to keep the ratio of men and women at the party at a certain amount

A frat guy manning the door at a party rejects a guy but lets in a girl who wants to enter the party.
“Hey man, we gotta keep the ratio. You ain’t coming in.”

Keep the ratio by BIGBALLER4206942069 January 18, 2025