telescope fish day 

March 8th is the official day to celebrate the glory that is the deep sea telescope fish.

“Hey Jim, did you know that tomorrow is telescope fish day?”

“What it is?! I’m SO EXCITED!”

telescope fish day by Grungymuddy February 7, 2021

Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

Hubble Telescoping by YungArab69 October 28, 2017

telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.

my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!

telesales by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

telestolgia 

tele- like television, it refers to what is far away.

stolgia - taken from nostalgia, indicating the yearning for something missed.

Derived from the lack of the word in English for its German equivalent, "Fernweh", or "Fern", distant, also used in the German word for "Fernseher" (television or distance-viewer), and "Weh" which means pain in English.

So together it's "telestolgia" which signifies a yearning for that which is far away or distant from you. It could be a mere feeling of missing something far away which is not your home and that you love just as much as your home, or rather a yearning and feeling of missing things that are far from you, like the desire to get away and to travel.

from the German word "Fernweh", one would say, "Ich habe Fernweh!" So, in English one would say,

As I've been back in the States for a total of eight months now, I'm feeling strong feelings of telestolgia and desire to leave again for awhle.

or

I'm suffering from telestolgia, because I miss my friends overseas badly.

telestolgia by Rodney Wallwork December 14, 2008

Telescope 

Putting your eye to the end of a penis as the guy cums into your eye and you keep it there until it goes soft.

Jane saw that Ben was hard and said "do you want to telescope", Ben unzipped his trousers.

Telescope by Poopy poop November 12, 2013

Telesha 

She is a Beautiful woman and she is very hard work she has a beautiful smile and any man that gets her will be very lucky

Telesha is beautiful

Telesha by Hi heheh February 13, 2019

Telescoping Penis 

(noun) a penis that slides back into itself so that it becomes smaller and smaller, which can be the result of--among other things--cold, fear, and ugly women.

"The cold pool caused his telescoping penis to all but disappear."

Telescoping Penis by Holly M S May 22, 2010