Super Saiyan Syphilis 

It's that Summer breeze female whose Facebook photo looks nothing like she does in person who lies about having sex with your boyfriend, lies about even knowing him, Medicare frauding, pock Mark scar having, filter using piece of shit bitch.

Girl: hey I met this chick named Kristina at work today.

Guy: oh? How I think I know who you talking about, that manager at the Breeze?

Girl: yeah she don't know you. I thought my mom came into the office when I seen her Super Saiyan Syphilis ass come through the door.

Super Saiyan Syphilis by Executiveproducerjo December 23, 2019

Blakus-Syphilis-Itis 

Someone who is very judgemental. He will look at you and think to himself what a better person he is than you. They smoke your weed and then become very Jesus-orientated.

That Blakus-Syphilis-Itis over there used to smoke with us all the time, but now he wants us to go to church instead.

Blakus-Syphilis-Itis by Doug Dimmadome October 9, 2012

national syphilis day 

the day we celebrate national syphilis day is april 27. we celebrate the disease our friends with syphilis have well living their best lives

HAPPY NATIONAL SYPHILIS DAY

national syphilis day by iwantaids May 30, 2018

airborne syphilis 

When your co-worker is such a whore you need a full bio-hazard suit to be able to be in the same room

Co-worker 1: I can't believe she is such a whore
Co-worker 2: She's so full of syphilis I think it's airborne.

....

Girl: What is wrong doctor?

Doctor: You were such a dirty whore you created a new strand of syphilis, I'm afraid you are the cause of airborne syphilis

airborne syphilis by wiki wha ??? February 15, 2009

mouth syphilis 

C0llege 1o1 Definition of MOUTH SYPHILIS: no its not a new STD its the inability to speak in front of friends family & complete strangers. Symptoms: words come out fumbled, jumbled or not at all. And can be past like a verbal STD (no sex required)

Mouth syphilis. when you say: "i swear to drunk i aint." as opposed to "i swear i aint drunk"

mouth syphilis by naughtycowgirl February 4, 2010

Social Syphilis 

A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.

Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.

Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.

Social Syphilis by Dirk Browitski February 22, 2011

ear syphilis 

Syphilis of the Ear Canal

Yo he got Ear Syphilis

ear syphilis by ConcaveAbyss608 May 3, 2018