Blow out the starfish 

When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".

"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"

"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."

Blow out the starfish by Nick & his twisted friends. April 1, 2013

russian starfish 

Whereby gentleman fist's his lady's axe wound and once fully inside releases that fist to fully open up all five fingers into the shape of a starfish.

Man, you should've seen the look on my German girlfriend's face when she woke up in the middle of the night to find a russian starfish up her.

russian starfish by Vladimir Bundaberg July 13, 2006

winking brown starfish 

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

winking brown starfish by Joey Schwartzman May 31, 2005

starfishery 

1.(adj.) Descriptive term used to say something is gay (homosexual)
2.(n.) Another word for yaoi or gay.
3.(v.) to be, or in the process of being, flamingly yaoi or gay (homosexual).

<@The_Apostle> you'd find me outside your window with one of your socks and a bottle of lotion, and probably not much else
<@The_Apostle> my eyes are bleeding
<@DoWnEr> you desrve those bleeding eyes for trying to put that image into my head
<@DoWnEr> thank god i got a firewall in my head to block all things starfishery

starfishery by AnonymousSon January 13, 2006

starfish the bed 

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.

starfish the bed by mantrum November 22, 2017

Fighting Starfish 

The "fighting starfish" is when one individual rubs their anus against the anus of a second (consenting) individual. It is similiar to the act of "scissoring"- which typically occurs between two vaginas. The "fighting starfish" is more inclusive than scissoring because anyone can participate so long as they have an anus.

Person 1: "What did you do on your date last night?"
Person 2: "Well, Stan and I tried out the fighting starfish..."
Person 1: "Whats that?"
Person 2: "It is when two consenting adults rub their anuses together. It is like scissoring, but more inclusive."
Person 1: "Oh, that sounds like fun."

Fighting Starfish by Cricketboots September 7, 2012

Rusty Starfish Leap 

Like a sexual pole vault, the woman is on all fours, and the gentleman then "leapfrogs" over her from behind, however his cock may get caught in either her vagina or anus, before he makes it fully over her.

This act can also be performed by a woman wearing a strap on dildo, to either a male or female recipient.

Fuck me, I did the rusty starfish leap with my girlfriend for the first time last night, got my cock square in her shitter first time, result.

Rusty Starfish Leap by Sir Pants of Poo February 17, 2013