matthew stafford 

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

matthew stafford by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Juliet Stafford 

Young actress, musician and mime. Raised in London, England.

You might know Juliet Stafford from her leading roles in 'Sweeny Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street' and/or 'RSC: Dracula'. Juliet Stafford played many parts for RSC over the last 9 years.

Juliet Stafford by Paul Negretta March 25, 2013

Reverse stafford 

When a person, who is thin in high school, turns fat after graduation.

Matt: Wow, did you see Kelly yesterday?
Jim: Yeah, she definitely pulled a reverse stafford.

Reverse stafford by Bobandy13 January 25, 2015

stafford road

A trampy little road filled with drug dealers sluts petty thieves and alcaholics

Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth

stafford road by Idfk do I October 28, 2017

ruby stafford

a girl with blonde hair, nice eyes and suits with theon. she is really porny and loves to have sex, like she has in the previous days. she is very popular and made out with eddy.

ruby stafford

ruby stafford by ruby stafford March 28, 2019

Gavin Stafford 

the equivalent of Michael Reeves he denies this in every encounter but we all know the truth

Gavin Stafford is Michael Reeves

Gavin Stafford by that one guy that did things 2 June 28, 2019

Stafford Avenue Queer 

A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.

Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.

Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.

Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!

Stafford Avenue Queer by Huggy Fresh September 13, 2021