it's simple: kill the batman 

The ultimate solution to all of life's problems, especially if you're a villain in Gotham City

1) "Man, how do I get away with a crime in this town?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

2) "How do I get girls to like me?"
"It's simple: kill the batman"

it's simple: kill the batman by Inco33 October 26, 2008

simpleton 

An individual that lacks basic cognition of the easiest things whom is essentially the town fool.

Look at that simpleton, he's putting sausages in the toaster

simpleton by narambae August 24, 2016

Simple Dimple 

You’re some cringe 12 year old who is obsessed which “ fidgets “ and thinks they make you UwU quirky

Unless you have a medical condition and you need these or something…

Person one: OMG look at my new simple dimple!
Person two: Uhh cool..

Simple Dimple by Follow me on PicsArt @ayakoxx August 16, 2021

The rules are simple 

The rules are probably not simple.

When a guy says the rules are simple, there is a catch to it.

The rules are simple by pancake king June 30, 2020

Simple Simon

A stupid motherfucker.

"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.

Simple Simon by HoneyBadger612 December 7, 2018

Silicon simpleton 

A not so intelligent and attractive woman who has silicon implants. Popularized by Alan Harper of Two and a Half men.

Charlie: "There was a time when it (his trick) would've worked."

Alan: "Yeah, back when you were dating Silicon simpletons"

Silicon simpleton by novicen00b January 12, 2011

simple minded 

a person who doesnt use their mind or who thinks very baisically; only scratches the surface..
(generally taken as an insult but there are exceptions)

you are such a simple minded person unlike Kat who's so deep.

simple minded by adri :] May 5, 2007