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The Cult of Shamwow 

A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.
Billy Mays: "The Cult of Shamwow" is to Strong for us.

Reverse Shamwow 

When you see a sex position so freaking amazing and unknown, you call it the Reverse Shamwow until you either find out its real name, or until it is named something else.
Evan: "While me and Hannah were having sex last night, we did the Reverse Shamwow! I don't even know how to describe it, it was that exotic."

Ian: "Lucky!"
Reverse Shamwow by WISH KVFU January 11, 2011

The Cult of ShamWow 

A recently founded Cult based in California but rapidly gainaing ground elsewhere, the mission of the Cult is to spread the Word of Vince and enlighten the world to the Shamwow, the only shammy that works wet or dry
Vince Offer: You know the Germans allways make good stuff

The Cult of ShamWow members: Sham-Heil!

THE ShamWOW :) 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's and/or mans face and smearing it around with your testicles in a circular fashion. Wet or dry.
Holy shit my grandma the nun totally told my sister how my grandpa the muthafuckin pope gave her THE ShamWOW :)
THE ShamWOW :) by McFinklebottom November 2, 2010

scarlet shamwow 

When a guy bangs a girl with a fully saturated bloody tampon, and then rips it out and splatters the letter A on her chest.
Fckin Mike came home and gave her the Scarlet Shamwow, again.
scarlet shamwow by FckinMike March 24, 2016
Interj. - used to emphasize a particularly apt word, phrase, action, or set of circumstances.
"Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard."
"Grizzly Adams did have a beard--shamow!"
Shamow by S. Fail January 7, 2010