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service the pole 

A slang statement meant to perform fellatio or jack off a mans penis.
John was approached by Tom and Suzie. Tom was being funny and asked John "did you service the pole? I just quit working for the cable company." John replied, "hell no, but I heard you have a new job laying pipe for Suzie's Plumbing."

service yourself 

If you don't get laid on your date tonight, you can always go home and Service Yourself.
service yourself by Timpala September 18, 2013

service a bro 

The act of performing an oral sexual deed to a male.
Where is Brendan?
I think he is out on call to service a bro
service a bro by RiCKY August 17, 2015

service job revenge 

The act of a person taking revenge against someone by harassing that individual or embarrassing that individual while he/she is working in a service job
There was this loser I knew in high school. I wanted to get even with him for the things he did to me many years ago. I knew which restaurant he worked at so I took service job revenge against him by asking the waitress the exact time and day that he worked. Once she told me the exact time and day that he worked, I came in at that exact time and day that she told me and sat down. The loser had to serve me! He must have felt really embarrassed!

service trip 

community service with an increased chance of getting murdered
While on the service trip, some of the locals were feeling murderous.
service trip by Ourpseudonym March 11, 2015

service nut 

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.
service nut by B-rizzle September 16, 2019