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Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS) 

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS
Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.
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secreting 

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*
Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

Secrets Don't Make Friends 

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.
Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore 

Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore

Vaginal secretion 

a liquid that seeps outta the females vagina. also anal seepage.
i didnt f that chick after she pulled down her pants and i saw her vaginal secretion
The word secrets means “I don't care” when said using a tone that shows a lack of regard for the matter at large.

It’s usage originates from conversations between fog.hat and Faux Pause in which the later would enquire into the finer elements of the formers mixes, or musical montages, if you will. After fog.hat said he likes to "keep his secrets" in response to Faux Pause's requests for a tracklisting, the phrase "keep your secrets" became a common reply. As a result of heavy usage in the everyday language this phrase became shortened to just the word "secrets".
A: So what are you giving me for Christmas?
B: I'm not telling.
A: Secrets...
secrets by Ivelo Pysus January 9, 2005

secretsmbb 

Secretsmbb is a tiktok creator, she’s a fanpage of Millie Bobby Brown. She’s the sweetest millieon you would ever meet definitely the kindest person
Secretsmbb is the best
secretsmbb by Lou <3 October 30, 2021