speed bump and cars 

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.

Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!

speed bump and cars by iLm July 29, 2006

Speed bump bouncing 

When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.

Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing

Speed bump bouncing by The Plumber Jezza J November 24, 2022

Texas Speed Bump 

An armadillo or several armadilli which constantly get in the way of vehicles tires and come to an unpleasant fate.

"What's that I just done run over?"
"Hey that there's a Texas Speed Bump"
"Huh?"
"You know, an armadillo..."
"Oh ok"

Texas Speed Bump by rivertwigs April 21, 2010

jersey speed bump 

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

jersey speed bump by martian87 January 25, 2010

Chocolate Speed Bump

The act of fingering a woman's rectum while getting road head. In addition to fully perform the classic speed bump, preferably a speed bump should be driven over a pothole would also suffice.

Hey Joe, I gave Becca a chocolate speed bump while driving through the university campus yesterday, she loved it!

Chocolate Speed Bump by hankdid June 29, 2015

Florida Speed Bump 

An alligator. They're called Florida speed bumps by locals in non-metro areas of Florida because alligators tend to use the sunlight heated roads as heat rocks. They sprawl out across the middle of the road, and serve as a huge, scaly, armor plated speed bump. The bigger ones will not flatten if you hit them, it will just tear up your car real good.

Dale - "Hey Jamie, what the hell did we just hit?"

Jamie - "I reckon we just hit one hell of a Florida speed bump!"

Florida Speed Bump by ConfederateFlorida September 21, 2009

panama city speed bump

a 'panama city speed bump' is where you have a girl in a car. she's on top. right before climax you look her dead in the eye and say "i'm sorry but i have insert disgusting STD". she quickly jumps. knocking herself unconcious on the roof of the car. while unconcious..you nut on her face and throw sand all over her, already cum covered, face.

dude...we we're ridin' hard until i gave her the panama city speed bump..

panama city speed bump by tyler wallace February 7, 2005