Ruler Drooler 

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.

John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler

Ruler Drooler by Getf3d August 26, 2013

RuLer PS 

Sabz mom neesher

RuLer PS

RuLer PS by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021

Ruler fight day 

November 30th is ruler fight day where you can offer a duel to any person with a ruler

'As of Ruler fight day and By the act of the 30th you shall be ruler dueled

Ruler fight day by Anon-182836437 November 30, 2021

Ruler Foods 

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.

Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie

Ruler Foods by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025

Jungle Ruler

A man who is capable of consuming copious amounts of alcohol and illicit substances for multiple days in a row, while still being an FTL (full time legend). The name hails from the famous race horse 'Jungle Ruler' who became addicted to crystal meth and was often scratched after putting half his head in a bag of smack before a race. A true 'Jungle Ruler' is a real stayer, and his actions defy belief being able to stay alive after 4/5 days on a drug fueled bender. Long live the 'Jungle Ruler'

1st Person: Did you see that Jungle Ruler Josh at Tramp last night?

2nd Person: Yeh i did, his been there for 3 weeks

1st Person: What a fucking Jungle Ruler, YOLO!!

Jungle Ruler by Catweazle December 17, 2012

bendy ruler 

A growing meme in Happytwt referencing skeppys “I’m as straight as a ruler” tweet

Skeppy: I’m as straight as a ruler

Happytwt: a bendy ruler?

bendy ruler by layaakasomeone February 16, 2021

the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.

The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR

the devil's ruler by Donaven March 13, 2014