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Ritchie Blackmore 

A b*tch that unfortunately is a guitar god too.

Candice Night is his wife nowadays but Ian Gillan will always be his true love. The guitarist of Deep Purple, Rainbow and other bands.

Known for firing his bandmates and fucking with them.

Really ugly with thick eyebrows.
I like Ritchie Blackmore's playing but not his character! His boyfriend is very cute tho!!!!
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Ritchie Jao 

A stupid lieng son of a bitch asian that should be hung
Me:"Hi Ritchie Jao"
RJ:"Im an asshole"
Well, ther ya hav it
Ritchie Jao by John Doe February 23, 2005

Ritchings 

Probably the best Last Name ever, name for a family that are loud, crazy, and don't take shit from everyone. Everybody who meets a member of the Ritchings family they automatically have a sudden urge to join the family because they are just that fun. The Ritchings have a great ability to hold liquor and chug it faster than the normal person. If you are a member of the Ritchings family, you will either have very light skin with a pink tone or very tan, because we are Italian.
Amanda: Did you see that family?!
Kris: yea, they were almost as cool as the Ritchings
Ritchings by Pirate Ritchings October 26, 2011

richybitch 

A female creature found in high schools that is short, has big fake tits, wears about a pound of make-up, goes to the bathroom twice every class, (claiming to be having their period if complications arise) and constantly talks on cellphone. Usually found in corners trying to flirt with football players so they can get banged by them, or huddled together with others of own species discussing when next to go shopping and when they last went pee. Final stage of maturity is a $2 slut who won't shut the fuck up if they get less than $10.
Richybitches:

"I really have to pee!"

"Me too! Let's pee together!"

"I'll join you! We can text message eachother while we're in seperate stalls!"

Humans:

"God I wana fucking slap those bitches! Why won't they shut the fuck up?"

"Shut up! I joined the football team for the free pussy, and I won't let you ruin it!"
A fuckboy who is good in flirting and has many friends who hate him behind his back
Ritchie by Richard Tay 13245 February 16, 2017

dirty ritchie 

When 2 gay movers get caught having sex on a homeowners bed
Karen Walker caught Geno giving Bryan a dirty Ritchie on her bed when they were supposed to be loading it in the moving van
dirty ritchie by Cede May 18, 2017