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richybitch 

A female creature found in high schools that is short, has big fake tits, wears about a pound of make-up, goes to the bathroom twice every class, (claiming to be having their period if complications arise) and constantly talks on cellphone. Usually found in corners trying to flirt with football players so they can get banged by them, or huddled together with others of own species discussing when next to go shopping and when they last went pee. Final stage of maturity is a $2 slut who won't shut the fuck up if they get less than $10.
Richybitches:

"I really have to pee!"

"Me too! Let's pee together!"

"I'll join you! We can text message eachother while we're in seperate stalls!"

Humans:

"God I wana fucking slap those bitches! Why won't they shut the fuck up?"

"Shut up! I joined the football team for the free pussy, and I won't let you ruin it!"

RichWitch 

(Noun) UniSex (Female/Male) A person unafraid to stand in their power. The leader of a familial lineage/bloodline that defies what is believed to be POSSIBLE. A leader, torchbearer, transmutes generational trauma, curses, poverty and Dis-Ease. An Unstoppable Source of Light and Strength for others.

Adj.: Wise,Perfection,Paid,Fun,Well-Dressed,Flawless,Beautiful,Seductive,
Charming,Magic,RootWorker,Manifestor
Verb : Trained To GOOOOO!
If she’s She’s beautiful, Spiritual, Sexy Witchy-Type, plus humble and down to earth? She’s probably a RichWitch!
RichWitch by RichWitch™️ November 23, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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