Putz-vetig

Yiddish. Pain in the penis. Pronounced putz-vaytig.

He's a real putz-vetig, our president. A malchamoovitz. (Yiddish:angel of death).

Putz-vetig by Murray Haldanish September 27, 2019

putz master

A coworker who seemingly spends his entire workday visually immersed on meaningless activities while all of his collegues are extremely busy working on real business. His outward appearance suggests he is diligently involved in some pertainent project when, in fact, if the contents of his screen are inspected, it becomes quickly apparent that he is just putzing away the hours on some usless bullshit. Usually the putz master is a nice person and has been put into a position that intellectually they are unable to perform so the coworker is confused as to whether they should help support his pitiful facade or alternatively end it all in the parking lot.

Coworker: "Hey, what have you been working on all week?"

Putz Master: "Ah, well, some import stuff. I'll show it to you next week".

Coworker: (under his breath), "Fucking putz master"

putz master by raging Jorge October 8, 2010

putz life

Slang Yiddish reference describing the qualitatively sad existence of a person who just hangs out and does nothing all day long.

That ganja smoking, champagne guzzling trust fund baby is clearly living the diamond-studded putz life.

putz life by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2019

Putz-Watching

Watching TV in the background, especially a series, while doing trivial tasks around the house.

Sarah: How could you have missed that part???
Jill: I don't know, I was just kinda putz-watching while I cleaned up the kitchen.

Putz-Watching by SmallieBiggs December 24, 2021

PUTZ MONKEY

A dickhead that fools around causing crap

Joe sure is a putz monkey

PUTZ MONKEY by PUTZ MONKEY February 25, 2005

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

Putz muffin by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Putz muffin

A person who takes too long and is too fussy with insignificant details while performing a task thereby stressing out coworkers or the person waiting for completion of the task.

I had to work with that f'n putz muffin again!

Putz muffin by Hob knobber June 4, 2023