Native Hunter Senses 

noun. Senses in which one is hyper aware of everything around them, including shadows and sounds that are really nothing. These senses are commonly activated at night when one is scared awake, and continues to sit in bed listening to nothing but thinking it's something. Native Hunter senses earns its name from the native hunter instincts in us all, inherited from our distant African ancestors who had to be hyper aware of their surroundings during a hunt in order to avoid attacks from vicious jungle animals and hostile rival tribes.

I swear I heard someone trying to break into my house last night, but luckily my Native Hunter Senses kicked in and, even though it ended up just being wind, I was prepared for an attack.

Native Hunter Senses by einna,ihgir February 15, 2012

natiesha 

Nateisha is a strong and confident woman with a contagious laughter, that slays everything including the dragons. if you pick on her or any of her friends/family, prepare to be crucified because she will sass you back to fourth grade. yassss bitch.

natiesha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. HI!

milk me and call me a cow, is that Natiesha?

natiesha by code-green February 23, 2018

Native American Soul Patch

When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head

2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).

Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.

Person 1: Did you see Dave today?

Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch

Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.

Native American Soul Patch by Chiefjackhamma February 10, 2010

Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) simon 

The THIIIIICCCCEST man I know. He tanks cafeteria tacos like no one else. He is a big lax bro and has a horse cock and a half. He is a typical jew and often wears a patagonia and khakis to school. He has a broken shoulder and is a little bitch when it comes to nuts (except human nuts). He sucks fat black women boobs whenever he is thirsty. He can lactate whenver he wants. His man boobs squirt milk.

Duuuude. Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) Simon swallowed Mr. Rushforths cock whole.

Nate (extraspecialchunkybastard) simon by KETON BLOm May 3, 2019

natiese 

She is the best person you could ever meet. Her smile lights up the whole world. She is a lover not a fighter. She is super sweet and kind.

Look at how kind she is she must be a natiese.

natiese by Alicea ross July 10, 2019

Nate Edward Smith 

The want to be man whore that cant get any women to save his life. He wants a women to show him a little affection but that will never happen

Did you hear about Nate Edward Smith being weird again

Nate Edward Smith by nateedwardsmith May 11, 2022

Native American Squash Blossom 

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

Native American Squash Blossom by Phrackster October 2, 2025