Moosedangling 

The dangling of a moose from a pylon.

Grab the rope! We're going moosedangling
dangling moose rope

Moosedangling by LongJohnTrumpyPants October 6, 2012

mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022

The Stinky Mousetrap

n: "A Stinky Mousetrap" is the act of farting in a very crowded Disney monorail while the doors are shut in the monorail is in motion.

While riding in a very crowded monorail from the Magic Kingdom to Epcot at Disney World Scott thought up "The Stinky Mousetrap" and silently farted and stunk up the entire cabin. There was nothing anyone could do, and no one was able to blame Scott. It was the perfect crime.

The Stinky Mousetrap by Scott L (The Monorail Farter) September 22, 2011

mouse potato

Someone who spends all their time on the computer surfing the net or playing games. Similar to couch potato.

You spent seven hours on the internet creating meanings for words on urban dictionary? Wow, You're such a mouse potato

mouse potato by el January 7, 2005

mickey mouse 

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

mickey mouse by Aspergis June 7, 2021

mickey mouse 

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

mickey mouse by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004

Milk The Mouse 

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

Milk The Mouse by baconismidog March 7, 2009