Bangkok Monsoon 

Blow job from a girl, WHILE she's crying.

Man... I don't give a fuck if her dog died, that Bangkok Monsoon was unbelievable.

Bangkok Monsoon by Bodacious66 October 28, 2010

Muddy Monsoon 

Okay listen up. This sexual act is for any type of person who may have the desires of a total phsyco.

.You will need.

1. 4 Rops about 5 feet long each.

2. A fold out chair

3. A Partner who is willing to do anything.

4. An appetite for shit.


Okay first, you tie your partner's ankles to his/her wrists (Right ankle to right wrist and left ankle to left wrist.)

With the slack of the knot, you tie another knot to the top rest of a chair. You then make sure your partner is hanging slightly off the ground when you sit and put weight on the other side of the chair. Now, you put your legs between the space in the backrest and the seat as if you are sattling a horse. You will hold on to the rope tied to the top of the seat and then proceed to take a shit all over your partners face.




Thank you for your time.

This chick down at the strip joint thinks she can take a muddy monsoon so im going over to her place tonight with all the supplies. She does'nt know what shes in for.

Muddy Monsoon by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009

French Monsoon 

one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka

randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.

French Monsoon by dan f June 11, 2006

Gorilla Monsoon 

When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.

"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)

Gorilla Monsoon by Intangible Mandible January 18, 2016

Anal Monsoon 

The act of swirling your tongue around in somebody else's asshole for your own satisfaction.

"Hey Mike, I heard you gave somebody an Anal Monsoon!"

"Yeah, I gave them an oral enema."

Anal Monsoon by Shenaniganz13 August 4, 2016

New Mexico Monsoon 

A gang bang consisting of 1 white girl and a gaggle of mexicans

"Did you hear kelly had a threesome?"
"Threesome? Nah man..it was a new mexico monsoon"

New Mexico Monsoon by rainbow_shitshow August 23, 2018

New Mexico monsoon 

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

New Mexico monsoon by AustNilo July 31, 2019