Monarchism 

Monarchism is a great and noble ideology which favors having monarchs in power ie kings and queens. Why have thousands of tyrants instead of just one? Many people in power can take your rights away just as easily or maybe even more easily than one person.

James: Hold up Tom, I didnt even know you were a monarchist!

Tom: Well monarchism is the best ideology after all, you would have to be a fool to believe otherwise, monarchism worked for thousands of years in many nations.

James: I'm also a monarchist! I've had to keep it a secret for fear of being hated.

Tom: We need to defeat modernism!

James: I know right! our modern society sucks compared to the days of old we need to restore pride and honor to our nation!

Tom: Hell yeah!

Monarchism by Monarchist January 5, 2019

Monaisha 

She is beyond other's, gorgeous (flawless) but doesn't realize it sometimes, she's quiet mature,hard worker, talented

Beyonce 2.0

Monaisha is the best thing that will happen to you but u never know it

Monaisha by Jigga4 September 28, 2017

Monarch Mash 

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

Monarch Mash by Jody South August 17, 2020

Reverse Monaco 

Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all downstream traffic from the server but continuing to send upstream data TO the server, proceeds to mount and/or otherwise wreck one or more drivers whom he cannot see on his end. In such a scenario, said driver manages to absolutely obliterate any cars he comes into contact with, without having even a scratch on his own car. Opposite of E Monaco.

In the BCS race earlier today, this guy's connection flipped out under caution and he straight-up Reverse Monaco'd the entire lead pack.

Reverse Monaco by Bill Lang September 13, 2008

monarchy 

A form of government in which the head of goverment (a King or Queen) inherits the title.

Absolute Monarchy is where the King or Queen has absolute power and can do what he wants.

Constituitonal monarchy is when the King shares power with Parliament and must follow the rules of the constituition.

Originally, thousands of years ago, monarchy was so that one guy could control all and everyone would know who succeeded him. This way, there were no fights between people over things like laws or taxes because only one person decided that, and no fights over who would succeed him because it was his child. Unfortunately in many cases (I won't say most because that is an opinion) the ruler wasn't suited for the job and there were fights anyway. Because of this many countries either changed to Democracy or changed to Constitutional Monarchy.

Absolute Monarchy: Louis XIV of France. Now obsolete.

Constitutional Monarchy: The current government of England.

monarchy by Newbia May 30, 2004

Mona Lisa 

A girl of unsurpassed beauty and charm who, like the work of art of her namesake, has a stamp of "do not touch."

She's positively gorgeous, but doesn't date: a regular Mona Lisa.

Mona Lisa by iantheman October 2, 2007

The Mona Lisa 

The Mona Lisa is most famous painting ever. It is famous for it’s smile. (IT’S JUST A BASIC SMILE BRO) Leonardo Da Vinci painted the painting. It took him many years to finish it. It is now in the Louvre Museum. It cost US$100 million. That’s a lot!

Teacher: Mike! What is the Mona Lisa?

Mike: It’s a painting, miss!

Teacher: By who?

Mike: I don’t know, because the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait. Da Vinci worked on it, but the women in the painting helped Da Vinci painted it. So I can’t tell you.

Teacher: ...

The Mona Lisa by WhoHatesHandlesThatAlreadyUsed February 14, 2021