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masturbation 

a simple form of "stress-release"
Jake: "Dude, there is too much homework here man; too much stress for me."
Dude: "Try masturbation, it's stress release"
Jake: "Yeah, thats right. Hey man, I'm going to need pictures of your sister then."
Dude: "Oh yeah sure."
masturbation by indigotenta November 9, 2007

masturbation 

Manual stimulation of one's own genitals for pleasure, usually but not always to the point of orgasm. While views on the subject differ greatly among various groups, it is generally viewed as an activity whose primary purpose and effect is self-gratification; hence the term (or its synonyms, particularly 'wanking') is commonly used as a pejorative metaphor for other activities that are viewed by the speaker as accomplishing nothing besides self-gratification, such as self-aggrandizing internet trolling or focusing one's study on certain poorly defined subjects or doctrines, particularly in the Humanities.
"Post-modernism is intellectual masturbation, plain and simple!"
"Wanking: Making self-congratulary comments intended only to give an impression of your importance or intelligence." (Pharyngula dungeon page)
masturbation by Azkyroth January 10, 2008

Masturbation 

sexual stimulation of especially one's own genital organs by bodily contact apart from sexual intercourse and usually by use of the hand
Bob could never get any "real" sex so he decided that he was going to masturbate instead.
Masturbation by i r sexy December 28, 2005

Masturbation 

The simplest, cheapest, safest and most practiced kind of sex.
Enjoyed by pretty much anyone in the world
Masturbation is good for prostate health
Masturbation by Bangbangpewpew December 18, 2010

Masturbation 

Self pleasure, for example a male will rub his pp & a female with put her finger in her v
TIMMOTHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MASTURBATION VIDEOS!!!
Masturbation by Kevin Blaurt April 4, 2020

masturbation 

The act of cumming onto one's keyboard after watching a porn video clip.
"Oh damn now I have to clean my keyboard because of my masturbation."
masturbation by Maximus Cox January 9, 2008